🎃🔥 Krumpus Pumpkin Highball: A Warning From the Harvest
Krumpus has apparently decided that pumpkin spice wasn't dangerous enough.
So naturally, he made a highball.
The Krumpus Pumpkin Highball combines bourbon, pumpkin, ginger ale, lemon, black pepper, cayenne, and a generous helping of what Krumpus calls his “Krumpus Spice Blend.”
His reasoning?
> “Pumpkin spice. Actual heat. Better.”
The goal is simple: something that tastes like pumpkin spice, but with enough real pepper to make you question your decisions.
And yes, we made the recipe intentionally cheap and accessible. No fancy syrups. No obscure ingredients. Just things you can actually find at a grocery store.
⚠️ One Very Important Warning
We have NOT tested Chat's version yet. 🤣😵
That's right.
This recipe currently exists somewhere between “sounds delicious” and “Krumpus probably shouldn't be allowed near a cocktail shaker.”
So please don't assume the proportions above have been professionally tested or approved.
Krumpus would probably say:
> “There is no such thing as too much Krumpus spice.”
We are considerably less confident.
Try responsibly. Start with less pepper and cayenne. You can always add more.
Because unlike Krumpus, we still have functioning taste buds. 🎃🔥
We made his drinking glass official since we liked how it looked.
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