🐾 CATTO Operations Bulletin9,000 Views Reached

🐾 CATTO Operations Bulletin

9,000 Views Reached

CATTO Operations has confirmed that the website has reached 9,000 views since operations began.

A celebration was immediately scheduled.

Unfortunately, scheduling the celebration became the first problem.

Management suggested a reasonable time.

The cats rejected the proposal.

Not because the time was wrong.

Because management suggested it without consulting the cats.

A new meeting was called.

The meeting required snacks.

One cat was informed that their home-grown catnip would not be approved for the event after a previous "experimental batch" created several unexplained incidents in the break room.

The remaining cats moved on to the next important decision:

Which flavor of canned food should be served?

No agreement was reached.

Chicken supporters refused to negotiate with tuna supporters.

Salmon supporters claimed they were being ignored.

A fourth group suggested everyone was wrong and demanded treats instead.

Then came the decorations.

Each cat arrived with their own Forklift Yacht Club logo.

All nine claimed theirs was the original.

All nine logos appeared different.

All nine cats insisted the other eight were from "another world."

CATTO has classified this as a multiverse branding disagreement and has temporarily stopped asking questions.

After hours of debate, the cats finally reached a unanimous decision.

The only thing they could all agree on:

The arguments were taking too long and were cutting into nap time.

The celebration has been postponed until after the scheduled nap.

Thank you to everyone who helped us reach 9,000 views.

The cats may not agree on the logo, the snacks, or the schedule...

But they do agree that they appreciate everyone who stopped by.

— CATTO Operations

Forklift Yacht Club