YOU'RE ALL PISSED OFF WITH NOWHERE TO GO -A vintage swing-jazz show tune for a world that's lost its patience

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FORKLIFT YACHT CLUB PRESENTS

YOU'RE ALL PISSED OFF WITH NOWHERE TO GO

A vintage swing-jazz show tune for a world that's lost its patience.

🎙️ The Show Begins

Everybody's got an opinion. Everybody's got a grievance. And somehow, nobody seems to be having a good time.

Enter our resident black-cat crooner: impeccably dressed, thoroughly exasperated, and backed by a swinging orchestra. He's watched the world argue itself into a corner, and he's got a few things to say about it.

FIRST, CATCH THE HOOK

▶ LISTEN TO THE HOOK

🎺 The Full Performance

Big-band brass, a sharp-tongued showman, and a chorus for everyone who's ever wanted the whole world to take a breath.

♫ LISTEN TO THE FULL SONG

"You're all pissed off with nowhere to go, so sit down, sweetheart, and enjoy the show!"

⚓ FORKLIFT YACHT CLUB ⚓

Where the warehouse meets the waterfront.

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