📻 THE MIDNIGHT ADVICE HOUR: THE ROOMMATE FILES — PART 1

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📻 THE MIDNIGHT ADVICE HOUR: THE ROOMMATE FILES — PART 1

The cats have discovered a late-night radio show.

Every night, callers phone in with strange problems involving their roommates. Weird schedules. Noisy nights. Furniture destruction. An unreasonable demand for attention.

The cats have listened carefully.

And honestly?

They don't see the problem.

Because as far as they're concerned, these are all perfectly normal roommate behaviors.

But tonight, they've decided to do something about it.

They've called the show.

What could possibly go wrong?


A new radio-play story album from the Forklift Yacht Club universe.

The lines are open.

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