🎆 Forklift Yacht Club Holiday Edition #04 – "Present the Colors!"

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🎆 Forklift Yacht Club Holiday Edition #04 – "Present the Colors!"

Every crew has traditions.

Some hold a formal ceremony.
Some raise a flag.
Our cats... well... they have their own interpretation.

When the command "Present the colors!" was given, the warehouse crew proudly turned around and showed off their official Catnatic tail stamps. Mission accomplished... at least according to them.

Sometimes heroes are incredibly brave.
Sometimes they're incredibly professional.
And sometimes they're just orange cats following orders a little too literally.

This special Fourth of July comic is our way of celebrating the holiday with a little warehouse humor, a lot of cat logic, and a reminder not to take life too seriously.

From everyone in the Forklift Yacht Club universe, we hope you have a safe, relaxing Independence Day filled with family, friends, good food, and plenty of laughs.

Happy Fourth of July!

🇺🇸🐾

Because in Catnatic, "presenting the colors" means exactly what the cats think it means.

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