WHERE'S TONY? – Songs 1-5 Out Now

WHERE'S TONY? – Songs 1-5 Out Now

Where's Tony?

Every warehouse has that one person.

The one who knows where everything is.

The one who can solve a problem in thirty seconds that would take everyone else an hour.

The one who somehow disappears the moment somebody says, "Has anyone seen him?"

In our warehouse, that guy is Tony.

Today we're releasing the first five songs from the ongoing comedy-country concept album, Where's Tony? — a warehouse folk legend told through forklifts, missing keys, safety meetings, radio calls, and the growing mystery of a man who is apparently everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

The Story So Far

The adventure begins when Tony clocks in at 6:01 and immediately vanishes from sight.

The warehouse launches a full-scale search.

Every department claims Tony was "just here."

A legendary ring of keys goes missing.

A three-forklift traffic jam threatens productivity.

And somehow Tony attends a safety meeting without anyone actually seeing him enter the room.

With every song, the legend grows.

Workers start debating whether Tony is a forklift operator, a warehouse ghost, or some kind of industrial folk hero wearing camo pants and carrying enough keys to unlock half the county.

Tracks Released

1. Clocked In at 6:01

The mystery begins. Tony punches in, but nobody can find him.

2. Check Receiving

A new hire spends an entire shift chasing rumors and dead ends while everyone insists Tony was "just here."

3. The Keys

Tony's legendary key ring disappears, causing warehouse-wide panic and increasingly ridiculous theories.

4. Forklift Geometry

Three forklifts become trapped in an impossible traffic jam. Only Tony can solve it.

5. The Safety Meeting Phantom

Tony is marked present at a safety meeting despite nobody remembering him entering the room.

Warehouse Legends Start Somewhere

What began as a simple search for a coworker has become a full-blown warehouse myth.

Is Tony hiding?

Is he working?

Is he standing directly behind everyone while they look for him?

Nobody knows.

But somewhere in the distance, you can still hear the faint sound of keys jingling.

The search continues in Songs 6 through 10.

Until then...

Check Receiving.

He's probably there.