⚠️ GAS STATION NEWS ALERT ⚠️ Which CATNADO Flavor Caused The Storm?

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 ⚠️ GAS STATION NEWS ALERT ⚠️

Which CATNADO Flavor Caused The Storm?

Reports continue flooding in after the catastrophic incident at the mysterious CATNADO Energy production facility near Exit 9. Witnesses claim a single experimental flavor may have triggered the first recorded Lyra-class feline storm event.

Meteorologists deny responsibility.

Truckers blame the vending machines.

The raccoons behind the dumpster refuse to comment.

Now the public must decide:

Which CATNADO flavor caused the storm? 🌪️🐈

Vote below before the warning sirens return.

Catnato poll

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