THE WAREHOUSE SESSIONS – SHIFT START CHAOS 🎶⚡

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 ðŸš¨ðŸ“¦ NEW PROJECT OUT NOW: THE WAREHOUSE SESSIONS – SHIFT START CHAOS 🎶⚡


Clock in, punch the timer, and step into a world where cardboard fortresses rise overnight, shopping carts run wild across the asphalt prairie, forklifts refuse to lift an inch, and somehow luxury still exists inside the Forklift Yacht Club.


This one’s for everyone who’s ever started a shift and immediately knew it was gonna be one of those days.

The Warehouse Sessions: Shift Start Chaos

Tracklist:

1. Night shift wake up

2. Forklift rodeo 

3. Controlled disaster 

4. Dead Battery Blues

5. Bailer Blues

6. Shopping Cart Wrangler

7. Forklift Yacht Club

8. Breakroom prophecies 

9. Aisle 9 Raceway 

10. Pallet jack Grand Prix 

11. Overtime speedway

12. Last pallet standing 

13. Checkered flag (Clock out run)

A mix of comedy, chaos, blue-collar legends, and warehouse mythology.


Play it loud on break, in the lot, or while staring at something that should’ve been handled last shift.


#TheWarehouseSessions #ShiftStartChaos #ForkliftYachtClub #BlueCollarAnthems #ComedyMusic #WarehouseLife

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