🐟 The Tuna Order Protocol Is Here

🐟 The Tuna Order Protocol Is Here

The cats have officially discovered food delivery.

And naturally, they have completely misunderstood how it works.

The Tuna Order Protocol is officially released.

It all started when the cats discovered that humans could order food from a glowing rectangle and have another human bring it directly to their door.

To the cats, this could only mean one thing:

They could finally order tuna.

There was just one problem.

The tuna came in a sealed can.

The cats could not open the can.

So began the investigation.

They tried Aisle Blue, hoping delivered canned tuna would somehow arrive ready to eat.

It did not.

Then they discovered Tail Flick Delivery and found Pawsta Pans, where they ordered tuna casserole. The container was excellent. The paper lid was accessible. The tuna was good.

The vegetables were not.

Four paws.

Then came Fork Lift and Soups, where they finally found something promising:

A salmon fillet.

A real piece of fish.

No casserole.

No noodles.

No vegetables hiding in the tuna.

The lemon arrived separately, which was acceptable because nobody wanted the lemon anyway.

But the cats aren't satisfied yet.

They've learned that ordering food is easy.

Ordering the right food is apparently much harder.

The cats are now searching for the ultimate delivery order:

Fish.

Just fish.

No mixture.

No unnecessary ingredients.

No sealed container.

And absolutely nothing that requires them to eat around it.

The Tuna Order Protocol is available now.

The investigation has begun.