📦 FYC TRADING POST OPERATIONAL NOTICE

📦 FYC TRADING POST OPERATIONAL NOTICE

ForkliftYachtClub EBay Shop

Local Acquisition Protocol Activated

After extensive review, several meetings, three misplaced clipboards, and one cat attempting to expense a cardboard box as a yacht, the Forklift Yacht Club Trading Post is now open on eBay.

The mission is simple:

We buy local.

Every item listed is sourced from stores, sales, shops, and finds right here in our local community whenever possible. No mystery overseas warehouses. No cargo ships lost in a dimensional storm. No secret fulfillment bunker hidden beneath Dock 7.

Just local finds looking for a new home.

Our goal is to support local businesses while giving interesting, useful, collectible, and occasionally unusual items a second chance to continue their journey.

Current Trading Post Guidelines

✅ Purchased locally

✅ Inspected by at least one moderately responsible cat

✅ Shipped from Iowa

✅ Packed with unreasonable enthusiasm

⚠️ Inventory may vary based on what the crew discovers during supply runs.

⚠️ Some items may be considered "too interesting to leave on the shelf."

⚠️ Rowdy has been reminded that "research purchases" still require a budget.

Community First

When you purchase from the Trading Post, you're helping support a small independent project built around local sourcing, storytelling, music, art, and a growing collection of very confused warehouse cats.

Thank you for following along with the adventure.

Fair winds, safe lifts, and happy hunting.

— The Forklift Yacht Club Crew